Those abominable dinkie cars and their "Blazin' Wheel" leaders. I knew they'd be trouble but the jacknife in the back hurt us more than I anticipated. We'll be cleaning up stuffing for days.
I am ... and this company is ... currently my command, until I'm unsewn or they find someone better.
It's been a hard week. We've had a lot of losses including one of my own button eyes. What I hope they don't suspect is that the sacrifice wasn't in vain and we're almost in position to destroy them once and for all.