05-18-2014, 05:37 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-18-2014, 05:51 PM by Oedipussy Rex.)
(05-13-2014, 10:44 PM)Kersus Wrote: The shopkeep doesn't seem overly keen on putting things on a tab.
[Nor does Castor. "Hey, Mighter! This guy says your mother sucks eggs."
Mighter: "Raawwrrr!!!" Triple-Power Attack: 1d8 rolled for a total of: 8 (8) (Remember that Orcs can increase the effectiveness of a weapon by 2 Ranks)
Explosion: 1d8 rolled for a total of: 8 (8)
Double Explosion: 1d8 rolled for a total of: 7 (7)
Total: 8+7+6=21
Assuming a Defense of 2, that's 19d16 rolled for a total of: 213 (10, 8, 15, 13, 7, 11, 14, 6, 7, 13, 13, 13, 14, 5, 16, 13, 11, 15, 9)
Castor: "Bwahaha. The Neōwiht Butchaws is mine. All mine. Good job, Mighter. Now grab the cash box and let's get out of here."
But seriously....]
Castor: "I don't know if you've heard, but we've offered our services to help the village with it's situation. We're getting ready to look for the Hermit Elf -- we're told he may be able to help. Do you know anything about him? Or maybe you could come along to assist."
Getting me free admission into gaming conventions for a decade