11-30-2021, 02:25 AM
Reading a terrible book by some guy who works with a friend at Walmart. It's so bad I laugh hysterically as I read it. The spelling mistakes and incorrect word usage is always funny. The plot is very much 'suppressed' (not oppressed) capitalist Elves vs the evil communists in a Fantasy world.
It's also using the font of an old typewriter which is a drag to read. As I read I totally side with the Federation (communists) against those magic wielding Elves (capitalists). Nothing good came form an Elf. Always rebelling. The protagonists to the author are the antagonists to me the reader.
I thought at first it was written by a child but... nope, this is an adult.
I thought I'd hate it but it's so inadvertently funny that I hear all the narration as if read by Mel Brooks. All the serious stuff comes across in my head as sarcasm.
It's also using the font of an old typewriter which is a drag to read. As I read I totally side with the Federation (communists) against those magic wielding Elves (capitalists). Nothing good came form an Elf. Always rebelling. The protagonists to the author are the antagonists to me the reader.
I thought at first it was written by a child but... nope, this is an adult.
I thought I'd hate it but it's so inadvertently funny that I hear all the narration as if read by Mel Brooks. All the serious stuff comes across in my head as sarcasm.
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