09-01-2017, 11:20 AM
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Yes, anyone can make a PBJ; spread peanut butter on a slice of bread, spread jelly on another slice of bread, slap the two slices of bread together. That's not what this post is about. This post is about how to make a PBJ when the first ingredient on the jar of peanut butter is peanuts and the second ingredient is Warning: Contains peanuts. This makes for a nigh inedible, well, anything. So, to make an edible PBJ with inedible PB spread honey on a slice of bread, spread the peanut butter over the honey then continue as usual. Note: Do not put honey on top of the peanut butter. Putting the honey directly on the bread means the bread absorbs the honey. Putting the honey on the peanut butter means the honey squeezes out between the impermeable layers of peanut butter and jelly, making a mess.
Yes, anyone can make a PBJ; spread peanut butter on a slice of bread, spread jelly on another slice of bread, slap the two slices of bread together. That's not what this post is about. This post is about how to make a PBJ when the first ingredient on the jar of peanut butter is peanuts and the second ingredient is Warning: Contains peanuts. This makes for a nigh inedible, well, anything. So, to make an edible PBJ with inedible PB spread honey on a slice of bread, spread the peanut butter over the honey then continue as usual. Note: Do not put honey on top of the peanut butter. Putting the honey directly on the bread means the bread absorbs the honey. Putting the honey on the peanut butter means the honey squeezes out between the impermeable layers of peanut butter and jelly, making a mess.
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