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Alexa Must Die!
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#1
01-08-2022, 09:43 AM
What do you call a pig that tells jokes?

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A schtick in the mud.


Somebody kill her.
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01-09-2022, 02:00 PM
Why did the toothbrush cross the road?

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For a change of paste.
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#3
01-10-2022, 06:02 PM
Did you hear about the ninja dinosaurs?

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They're called Youneversaurus.
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01-14-2022, 02:41 AM
What does Frankenstein drive?

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A monster truck
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#5
01-21-2022, 10:34 PM
Why did the snakes cross the road?

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They had to get home before their parents had a hissing fit.

This answer surprised me because it was something I didn't think possible: it's worse than the answer I came up with:

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To get to the slither side.
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#6
01-23-2022, 02:40 PM
Why did the fox cross the road?

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Free chicken!


Ok, that one is funny.
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#7
01-26-2022, 02:19 PM
How did the dad justify buying a boat?

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There was a sail.
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#8
01-30-2022, 12:39 PM
How does James Bond sleep?

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Under covers
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#9
02-03-2022, 07:43 AM
What does Han Solo call his clone?

I'm not even going to bother with spoilering this one.

Han Duo
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02-05-2022, 02:36 PM
Why did the tomato cross the road?

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It was trying to ketchup to the chicken.
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