Alexa Must Die!

[Oedipussy Rex]

Who won the race of the princesses?

Spoiler :

Rapunzel by a hair.

Spoiler :

But Grace Kelly won the race

Spoiler :

for my heart.

[Oedipussy Rex]

Here's one I like and not even grudgingly:

What prize did the ninja dog win?

Spoiler :

Best in No-Show

[Oedipussy Rex]

Not from Alexa, but it's just too good not to share:

What do you get when you rub an eggplant?

Spoiler :

An Auber-genie

[Oedipussy Rex]

Why did Spider-man pick his nose?

Spoiler :

To get rid of the Green Goblin.

[rredmond]

Oofa!