04-08-2014, 07:26 PM
Stupid fricking weather. "Plant as soon as the ground is workable," the seed packet reads. "Time to maturity: 21 days." 21 days, my pimply, pasty-white ass. After a month, all I have are shoots. "Thin to two inches apart about when 2" tall." Two inches tall? I'm still waiting for a half inch. If this is what's happening with the radishes, I'm ho/ding no hope for the cauliflower.
On the bright side, I have plenty of piss-soaked straw and leaves.
On the bright side, I have plenty of piss-soaked straw and leaves.
Getting me free admission into gaming conventions for a decade